Jul 02

Bombs Away – A Scene in 8 Lines and 2 Stage Directions

He emerges from the bathroom.


SHE:   How hard would it be for you to act your age?


HE:     What?


SHE:   How old are you?


HE:     Thirty-four.  You forgot?


SHE:   I just wonder sometimes.


HE:     What are you talking about?


SHE:   Just wondering if it’s strictly necessary for a thirty-four year-old man to shout “Bombs Away!” every time he takes a shit.


HE:     What should I shout, then?


She throws a lamp at him.

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