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Jul 02

Bombs Away – A Scene in 8 Lines and 2 Stage Directions

He emerges from the bathroom.

 

SHE:   How hard would it be for you to act your age?

 

HE:     What?

 

SHE:   How old are you?

 

HE:     Thirty-four.  You forgot?

 

SHE:   I just wonder sometimes.

 

HE:     What are you talking about?

 

SHE:   Just wondering if it’s strictly necessary for a thirty-four year-old man to shout “Bombs Away!” every time he takes a shit.

 

HE:     What should I shout, then?

 

She throws a lamp at him.

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