a perfect lover has no memory

Mother and Child

Andrew — Fri, 24 May 2013 01:25:34 +0000

K. and Hammy have a morning nap.

New Instagram Hammy Photo

Andrew — Thu, 23 May 2013 16:09:47 +0000

Sterilizing the bottle again for the second time in 20 minutes. #Hammy style fun!

New Instagram Hammy Photo

Andrew — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:10:27 +0000

Just another test of the #Hammy broadcast system. Still not working right.

Hammy Photo on Instagram

Andrew — Thu, 23 May 2013 06:05:45 +0000

I take back what I said about the Baby Bjorn. It’s a pain in the ass. He’s tall enough by their documentation, but, like me, he’s short-torsoed, so it’s almost impossible to find a comfortable position. I tried a ring sling, but I just ended up tying the two of us in knots. #Hammy

Still Working Out the Bugs…

Andrew — Thu, 23 May 2013 05:10:51 +0000

… of the autoposting from Instagram. I hope now that I have it working so that the caption appears in the post body instead of the title. Fingers crossed!

You’ll have to forgive me, but my photo steam on Instagram I’d going to be filled with #Hammy photos for a while. Like maybe 18 years or so.

Andrew — Thu, 23 May 2013 03:05:24 +0000

via Instagram http://instagram.com/p/ZowtunHdY0/

Once you figure out a Baby Bjorn, it’s actually relatively easy. But we’ll see how I feel after lugging this around for a few hours. #Hammy seems okay, though.

Andrew — Thu, 23 May 2013 02:05:41 +0000

via Instagram http://instagram.com/p/ZotAjVHdTv/

Thinking or sleeping? #Hammy

Andrew — Wed, 22 May 2013 02:03:16 +0000

via Instagram http://instagram.com/p/ZmLZfKndWv/

Leaving the hospital with #Hammy

Andrew — Wed, 22 May 2013 02:03:12 +0000

via Instagram http://instagram.com/p/ZmLNqjndWi/

I really hope…

Andrew — Wed, 22 May 2013 01:25:39 +0000

…that this is the last time I have to wear these god damned slippers.

Packing up to leave the clinic and bring my family home.